- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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