- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Skrillex.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

2 black kids walk into school

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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