- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Girls Lacrosse.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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