- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Phew... it's gone.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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