What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Dumbledore dies.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Phew... it's gone.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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