- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Pickles

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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