- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Women's rights.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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