- Anti Joke

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.