A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

knock knock whos there? nobody

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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