- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Vagina cream... end of story

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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