What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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