- Anti Joke

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.