- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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