bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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White men's rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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