Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Terraria

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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