- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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