- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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