Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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