How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Women's rights

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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