what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Ham sandwich

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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