- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Women's Rights

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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