What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Women's rights.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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