What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

ecks! why zee?

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Immigration Laws

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

did you stub your toe?

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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