- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

wael.. nuff said

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Your mom.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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