- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Im gay What about you

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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