- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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