Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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A bar walks into a man

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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