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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

whats up and also down? your mum

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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