What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

The GOV and the WHO?

Hail Hitler

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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