Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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