How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Drew Knowles is gay

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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