- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A drunk guy walks into a car

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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