- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.