A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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