- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

who is not good looking? mon morello

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what are three short words? i a am

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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