- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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