- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Bob Saget

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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