Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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