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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

your mom is so fat.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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