roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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THE GAME

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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I read the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

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