- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Tommy got neutered.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Women's Rights.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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