- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Badabing.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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