What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Poop...

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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