- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What does water smell like? water.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

the redsox

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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