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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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