- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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