Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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