A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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