- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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