Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

mikey is cute

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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