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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's old and wrinkly? old people

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Hail Heetluh

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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