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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Good afternoon.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

whats funnier than 24? 25

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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