You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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