- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

what is the world worst joke? this one

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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